I write code that works (most of the time) and help teams not hate each other too much.
Web Developer & Agile Coach
By day, I'm a web developer who turns coffee into code. By slightly-later-in-the-day, I'm an Agile coach who turns chaos into... slightly organized chaos. By night, I try to sleep.
I believe the best code is the code you don't have to write, and the best meetings are the ones that could've been an email. But when you do need to write code or have meetings, I'm here to make them suck less.
With years of experience in building things for the web and helping teams collaborate without wanting to flip tables, I bring both technical chops and people skills to the table. The table stays upright. Usually.
Building responsive, modern web applications that work across all devices. I promise they'll load faster than your morning motivation.
Helping teams embrace Agile methodologies without the buzzword bingo. Scrum, Kanban, or whatever helps you ship without losing your mind.
Strategic technical advice and team optimization. I'll tell you what's broken and how to fix it, with minimal judgment (okay, some judgment).
The technologies I use to make the internet do things (in no particular order):
Not sure what to budget for your project? Let the universe decide! (Disclaimer: The universe has questionable judgment.)
Got a project? Need help untangling your team's processes? Just want to chat about why tabs are better than spaces? (They're not, but I'm open to debate.)